It is a random rainy saturday afternoon, in the outskirts of the London city. While I wait for my bus that is delayed due to rainy weather, a random septuagenarian joins with a walking trailer with a few plastic bags. Yes, London and her shops are too generous with plastic bags and packaging as much as they are generous about the talks about climate change. Now back to business, the white english septuagenarian gave me a warm smile, which I returned softly and respectfully.
The old man initiates a small talk in a traditionally British manner, starting with weather.
“The weather today is terrible, isn’t it?” (With a harmless expression)
“Yes”, replied I, without much deliberation, gazing my eyes towards the direction of the bus.
The old man politely asks me to switch to the other side where he was standing.
“Do you mind switching to the other side, dear? as you see I did not bring my umbrella”.
I obliged as I am carrying an umbrella, wearing a single layered jumpsuit, unarmed to combat the cold winds of London.
The old man takes this as an opportunity and builds the conversation…
“Are you from Sri Lanka or India?”, he asks.
No wonder the locality is full of Punjabi and Sri Lankan settlers.
“From India”, I replied not showing much interest in the conversation, turning my eyes towards the direction of the bus we are waiting for.
The elderly man is not settled with my answer and continues to build the conversation.
“Don’t you feel cold, coming from a hot weather country like India? You seem to be wearing summer clothes!?”
While I did not have enough time to shop for winter clothing while I started to the UK, I had an instinctive need to defend my choice of clothing, I responded the old man.
“I am based out of a hilly town in India, so the weather is just fine for me now”.
A long pause….. As I turn towards my right, staring at the sign board with bus numbers and routes, the old man pops another question , this time a way more personal one with unsettling curiosity looking at my hands.
“Do you have any kids?”, with some sort of expectation to learn more about me, if I am married and so on. I said a plain “No” and turn away again, and his curiosity is only making me excessively uncomfortable.
There is an older punjabi woman in her 60s, who come past us to dump the garbage bag in the trash can, the old man smiles at her, which either she did not take note of or she just ignored.
The old man furthers his conversation with me, taking no notice of the uninterested gesture I have left. ”Is that your wedding ring?” pointing to the one I am wearing on my middle finger, and he adds ”No, that is not it, isn’t it?” recognising that I am wearing it in the wrong finger.
Having guessed the answers to his own questions about me, he adds ”Do not rush into anything dear, you are one smart woman, I could say”. Sarcastically commenting on my uninterested look, he adds, ”You sure can multi-task, you keep a vigilant eye on the bus while listening to me. What do you do dear?”.
This time being a direct question, I gave him a direct answer, ”I am a software engineer, and What do you do?”.
The old man replies he is retired now and does gospel stuff. He asks “Are you a christian?”, for which I answered “I am not”, he adds ”Are you a Hindu or a Muslim?”, I responded in a word again ”Hindu”, without flattering about my disinclination towards religions.
The old man picks up a pamphlet titled, ”The gospel of John” and handed over it to me, which I initially resisted to accept but out of his compulsion, I got that and dropped it in the pouch of my backpack.
Now that the old man learns about whereabouts and profession, he introduces himself as Joseph and he has two sons who are also into technology and live in the New York and Mexico (BTW, he gave me their names, which I do not remember). “I no longer see them. They both are Millionaires and Billionaires, I am just me.”
He asks, ”Have you been to the US before?, its a nice place, especially a software technician like you should visit it sometime.”I gave a nod for an answer.
“Times have drastically changed these days, everything has gone online – from food to grocery shopping, even the clothing. I hear they have McDonald’s in the Moon and the Mars, under a large dome I suppose”, he adds. As I nod again and stare at the direction of the bus, At last, to my relief, there comes the city bus to which we boarded and I to the top deck.
I am not sure if it is chivalry, or boredom, or loneliness or even harmless flirting, the old man sure had his ways to learn more about someone in eight odd minutes, that any stranger ever have in all my life. He sure must be an interesting man in his prime. Wish you good health Joseph!